et linger

The shit covered toilet paper that sticks to your butthair.

I went to re wipe my ass only to find an et linger stuck to my ass hairs.

by Tangtamer November 23, 2023

linger

dried up cum

Bob: hey joe did you get your linger removed
Joe: fuck no

by 69420bitch June 15, 2023

Linger Finger

Artheretic women lingers her finger on a midgets sweaty knee cap during oral sex while her pussy juice flows from her nostrils and a horrible smell is released from the midgets pleasure spot on a sunny day in January.

That linger finger stank like pussy in the raw!

by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018

linger

The easier to pronounce contraction for Yuengling, America’s oldest and best beer. Best method for consuming is ice cold, ideally in dunkaroo form.

- Heyo Mike how about you pass me one of them ice col’ lingers out of the cooler
- Sure thing my guy, catch!

- Yo John time me I’m gonna do a dunkaroo. Do we got any lingers?
- We got ‘em ice cold.

by LoveMeSomeIceColLingers December 13, 2020

Lingering Zebra

An ebil person who is known to kill her friends and be toxic. Is actually nice but will kill you and claim her innocence.

Person 1: “pls no ebil”

Person 2: “she’s a lingering zebra, she will murder you!”

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019

Lingering Betty

A thick, heavy fart that can be smelled long after it’s been released.

I farted like 10 minutes ago but I just left the room and came back and it still smells like shit in here, that must have been a lingering Betty.

by Huntybobunty February 4, 2025