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Landmark Americana In Glassboro

A bar and restaurant located just off of Rowan University's campus in Glassboro, New Jersey. This bar and restaurant is treated like a greek god to the Rowan University students who are 21 and over because the town is so run-down and boring, that Landmark is the only provider of some type of nightlife. This bar and restaurant also has a club attached to it, where sluts go to get dick instead of dealing with the annoying frat brothers that have houses next to Landmark on the surrounding streets. Their bouncers are fucking sexist pricks when it comes to dudes. They don't let guys up on the stage in the club, and will treat dudes like shit because they only care about girls, like any other club does. Watch out for the bathrooms as well gentleman. There are douchebag bouncers who try and offer you soap and a towel at the sinks, expecting you to give them every damn dollar you brought with you as a tip. Also, gangs come here at start fights, so watch out for the Bloods and the Crips. Go to nightclub in EastBumblefuck, North Dakota instead. There are less ugly girls there who don't wine and complain.
"Yo I don't wanna deal with the frat brothers with their stupid ratio bullshit. Lets fine sluts somewhere else.
"Dude, we're 21, let's go to Landmark Americana in Glassboro
by CollegebBoiWithNoLyfe83 December 5, 2016
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land shark

This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.

This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited
Latisha's on her period, but I'm so damn horny. I think I might land shark her anyway.
by LindseyLu May 19, 2006
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land shark

The act of leaving a land shark:

Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.
"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)
by MISHELLLIOhohoho September 18, 2012
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land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...
This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.
by jeff March 17, 2005
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Landmark Education

A seminar that can be likened to a cult. I personally did one and seemed okay afterwards, I was allowed to leave for the bathroom when I wanted and learned to live in the moment. I don't think I will call others up to join though as there are cheaper and softer alternatives. Also this place can really break a persons mind if they are not prepared but for a person like me I left with less burdens.

The forum might have grown softer due to accusation and lawsuits of mental abuse. It was derived from est which has been shown to be more authoritarian but my father got out fine when it had its run.
The Landmark Education has caused others to commit suicide or suffer mental breakdowns. The new vocabulary is quite annoying too. They also call you when you least expect it.

One person In my class patched up a relationship with her parents and stopped smoking, drinking, and have multiple partners have sex with her without protection.
by Papashaw November 18, 2011
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Land Shark

Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.
Their whole fucking team is a bunch of land sharks.
by Jewses Chrost September 5, 2013
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lordsharkbear

The combination of the three users banned from EO for spamming and flaming: Lord Nat, Shark463, and Bugbear.
Fear the return of Lordsharkbear!
by monkey144 January 17, 2004
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