The greatest spring sport, tied with
football for second best sport ever (second to hockey), and the sport which takes the most balls by far. Lacrosse requires strength skill speed and balls. Middies in lacrosse run enough to make baseballers look like crippled fags, and lax goalies are the only goalies who know what pain is, taking unbelievably fast speeding rubber bullets to the shins for the helluvit. People who think lax is for fags shouldnt be blamed
cuz their legally
retarded.
Lax also happens to be the most sexual sport to talk about.