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F.I.N.A.L.S.

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An acronym for the phrase " Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit"

Often said after seeing your grade on a final cumulative test after a whole semester was "D" or below.
Dennis: "Dude? Why are you crying?"

Eric: "I just fucked up on my health finals."

Dennis: "Wow you suck ass man, senior year and you still haven't passed that easy freshman shit???"

Eric: "F.I.N.A.L.S."

Dennis: *sighs and shakes head* "Tard."
by Phreshiee December 23, 2009
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S&L Scandal

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A form of fraud, using a fake savings & loan, to bilk lower and middle class honest people out of their savings.
"Charles Keating was sentenced to a max. of 10 years in prison for his S&L Scandal, selling junk bonds out of his savings & loan company."

"A whole bunch of the elderly lost their life savings when they invested in a local savings & loan office, which then claimed bankruptcy, leaving the board rich and the investors broke."
by faichild_stardust November 25, 2011
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K A R L S O N V I B E

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The theme for the game Milkman Karlson by the youtuber Danidev.
K A R L S O N V I B E is da best song ever.
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S.A.L.S.H.

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The S.A.L.S.H. is a very mysterious and powerful entity... and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power!!!

Although the true identity of the S.A.L.S.H. can never be revealed, the mystery behind the social phenomenon swiftly taking the New England area by storm allows believers to make what they want out of it. S.A.L.S.H. is you, S.A.L.S.H. is me, and S.A.L.S.H. is whatever you want it to be.

In the beginning of it all there were only three... On 09/11/2008 in the city of Fitchburg Massachusetts, the three founding fathers of the S.A.L.S.H. came together and formed the trifecta that fueled the formation of an entity that would forever change the universe as we know it today. One man deciphered the physical geography of the realm, The second man created the laws and rules to govern the entity. Finally and ironically the third man who was naive to the S.A.L.S.H. unknowingly created the mystery and upheld the question, "What the fuck is S.A.L.S.H?"
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap S.A.L.S.H.
by HellzYaKid July 8, 2010
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when you wake up in the morning and you hate your life... that is H.M.L.S. Or hate my life syndrome as it is also known.

it is also possible for certain individuals to contract this horrible condition during the middle of the day.

Take Durdey for example, constant H.M.L.S. =
*wakes up in the morning* "argh! H.M.L.S!"

or

"hate my life!"
by Mr Wizanski March 13, 2008
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Max L's

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Maximum losses. When the amount of L's (losses) being taken is more than the usual. Anytime something occurs that is unusually tragic or painful to watch. Coined by disenfranchised American sailors onboard amphibious class ships.
Mac's pregnant baby momma gave him Chlamydia which he gave to his wife. Mac is taking max L's.
"Your boy Jay got into a car accident in his new beamer after he found out his grandma died. I feel bad for that guy i feel like he's always taking max L's."
"Hey bro, i think i got the HIV from that hooker."
Bro: "Max L's"
by MaryMatician July 14, 2017
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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023
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