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Mr. Krabs
An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
Mr. Krabs by Alyssaisthebomb February 18, 2011
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can you feel it now mr. krabs
Art Thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs...
the question that has stumble philosophers for ages. What if Mr. Krabs can feel it without feeeeeling it?
the question that has stumble philosophers for ages. What if Mr. Krabs can feel it without feeeeeling it?
can you feel it now mr. krabs by Wumbologist12345678989 December 17, 2013
Krablar
In the card/poker game, texas hold-em, you are dealt two down cards. If you are dealt, King-Three (K3) it also know as the King-Crab (for the three's resemblance to a crab) or the "Krablar". If one were to win the hand with these holdings, it is suggested that they make a pinching motion with their fingers in a salute to the Krablar.
Krablar by Tyler Robison May 20, 2005
krabitz
Used cheifly as a noun, "krabitz" can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. Derived from a gentleman's name (Jack Krabitz), "krabitz" has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. "Krabitz" is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. One of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.
As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid
The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit
As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn
As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid
The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit
As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn
For the examples, let me use two characters named "Ben" and "Bob".
As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?
Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!
As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.
Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.
As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?
Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!
As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.
Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.
krabitz by theAntiRiced December 12, 2008
are you feeling it now mr krabs
Spongebob: Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
Patrick: Oh i'm feeling it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spongebob: PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE!
Patrick: Oh i'm feeling it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spongebob: PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE!
are you feeling it now mr krabs by Mr Krabs 4 Life May 7, 2018
Mr Krabs
He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.
Mr Krabs by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017