kitchen being fitted

Getting out of having to pay for a meal with friends.

Sorry, I can't pay cause I just placed a deposit on a kitchen being fitted.

by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021

kitchen pass

Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to go out.

Hey man, did you get a kitchen pass for Friday?

by chrismusaf June 19, 2004

Kitchen Theory

The natural tendency during a house party for most of the party goers to congregate in the kitchen instead of the living room or some other area.

There is debate as to why this occurs- whether because of proximity to the alcohol, because it is a large open space without furniture (usually), or if there is a table then it is suitable for games like flipcup or beer pong. Whatever the reason, this occurs naturally without any conscious decision by the party goers.

Recently arrived party guest finds the living room empty only to see everyone standing around in the kitchen.

Guest: Why the hell is everyone standing around in here?

Drunken bro: Oh shit. I don't know man, Kitchen Theory.

by Papa Vino July 14, 2011

Kitchen foul

Unacceptable kitchen etiquette. Being needlessly messy when preparing food.
Compare party foul.

"Did you just wipe your greasy hands on the towel without washing them first? Kitchen foul, bro."

by Algebraic Algebrology June 6, 2014

Kitchen Thot

A whore for twerking in the kitchen and spanking themselves with kitchen untensils.

Dylan:*twerks in the kitchen*
Lila: ugh you kitchen thot

by SCAR!! February 11, 2019

Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

kitchen chicken

Fried chicken that is left over night on top of the stove.

I personally like kitchen chicken more than regular fried chicken. It adds a flavor of wisdom.

by MrBates July 22, 2010