Kirked

Murked

He messed with a gang and ended up getting Kirked.

by Open Brain Research January 7, 2026

Kirked

Adjective/ adj: When political figures are attacked for internal political agendas.

Charlie Kirk got kirked.

by Kirkalyzer January 7, 2026

Kirked

Verb: When someone is killed/assassinated for their standing on a subject; whether that be politically or otherwise, while being majorly politically based.

"Charlie Kirk was Kirked live on stage at a college campus."
"You're gonna get Kirked because of that!"
"Damn, he just got Kirked."

by PotatoBro0 January 21, 2026

Kirked in the Pants

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011

kirked out

to flip out, to lose your cool, to lose control, go bananas

originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:

Capt. Kirk to Spock: "All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship."

"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."

by laxshlee November 5, 2007

get kirked

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.

Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will

by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018

Charlie Kirked

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025