khakis

Pants that show off schlong

“Damn did you David’s schlong in those khakis”

by Davidsschlong September 16, 2022

khakis and mayonnaise

Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.

by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021

khakis

the pants reserved for very straight boys or very gay girls

andrew: is that girl straight?

marsha: definitley not she’s wearing khakis

by swaggy_gay May 19, 2021

khaki button

Khaki is a creamy brown colour and button refers to a butt hole.

During a night of anal sex he came in my butt so much that I’ll have a khaki button for weeks.

by Spoopleman January 18, 2023

Khaki Straining

You put pair of khaki shorts over your partner’s head; you waterboard them with a jar of you and your father’s cum.

Hey babe I’m going to tie you up and we gonna do some khaki straining.

by BallTickler1776 April 14, 2025

rape khakis

the khakis preppy men wear to pretend to be good guys but they're sus

oh what about that guy?
nah he got rape khakis on

by deedevil April 4, 2024

Sunshine Khakis

Semi casual assless chaps

Why are you wearing Sunshine Khakis to the music festival?

They didn’t allow bags, and my assless chaps didn’t have pockets, duh!

by PotatoLotato April 24, 2024