by Michael Webster March 04, 2004
Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
by Rotten_Cum December 28, 2021
Keanu Minaj, is very iconic, and is better than everyone 😍😍
Everyone is jealous of Keanu Minaj as he is superior to you all
Everyone is jealous of Keanu Minaj as he is superior to you all
by Keanu Minaj November 25, 2021
by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019
Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
by JPACKBET June 25, 2019
one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.
by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021
by Lovethecreeper October 05, 2021