Kayden

A fool who is friends with another fool plays football and is 2 feet tall

Kayden is so small no wonder he doesn’t have a gf

by yoursisterisgay October 16, 2021

Kayden

Sounds like a 3rd grade Fortnite kid. He sucks at Fortnite and fake cries like a baby. He is a weird Fortnite kid in sixth grade but is my friend. Kayden loves to get chased by dogs and almost die for two bucks.

Person 1 " dang he sucks at Fortnite!"
Person 2 " he probably is a pro because he survived the deadly dog"

Kayden definition is pro Fortnite player

by Totally_not_madi April 1, 2022

kayden

bubble ass w/ a cute face

id smass kayden anyday

by b!t€h February 18, 2021

Kayden

Someone who you only hang out with because they claim to be a "gamer" yet is so bad at them all you can do is laugh and poke fun at him

Guy1:Dude stop Sd'ing you Kayden.

Guy2:N-no I'm not I promise I'm good just not at this one.

by 177013 is a masterpiece August 16, 2020

Kayden

A leng person

The lengest of the lengest, the longest of the longest (you know) The lavishest of the lavish "kayden"

by Santan Dave December 1, 2019

Kayden

The coolest guy ever to exist

but his nutsack kinda fucked up doe

kayden is so cool and everything he does is amazing

by TheBig Boolster June 7, 2020

Kayden

A guy surprisingly/amazingly/scaringly good at math at science

Person A: We gonna fail math and science
Person B: quick go consult kayden you still have a chance

by random-guy123456789 April 27, 2021