North Korea

North Korea is a shitty country in the Korean Peninsula that has shitty people, shitty leaders, and a shitty economy. North Korea was ruled by Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, and Kim Jong Un, who all are jackasses. Sometims people bow down to 2 giant golden statues of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il. North Korea has brainwashed their citizens into thinking that the 3 Kims are their "gods". Their economy sucks ass and there's a hotel that is literally empty and they still need to pay for that fricking monsrosity, which is so expensive that is costs 2% of their GDP. North Korea HATES South Korea. Literally the oppisite of North Korea. South Korea has technology and energy that the North doesn't have, while North Korea has cheap-ass labor and minerals that the South doesn't have. South Korea has a democratic regime, while North Korea has a totalitarian regime. No one can go in and out of North Korea, which make North Korea hellish. People starve to death, got shot to death, they died in a billion ways. They have an infinite number of consentration camps, which is like prison but a lot worse. North Korea is just a sad country that has citizens who want to leave the country. Even the people who work for the government wants to leave this hellish crappy-ass bullshit-like motherfucking goddamn retarded athiest state. In the future, it won't exist because of how many countries that are pissed about North Korea. What a sad cunt this dickface country is. Welcome to North Korea. Population: 0

I don't wanna live in North Korea.

by Klojhgfcvbn March 18, 2022

North Korea

a third world hellhole with living standards, poverty rates, and human rights abuses worse than even the poorest African and middle eastern nations. Their leader Kim Jong-Un lives in luxury while his people starve to death, and an estamiated 18-20 million out of a total population of 25 million living in extreme poverty.

Person one: do you know about North Korea?

Person two: It's a hellhole and Kim Jong Un tortures his own people

by SECfootball7 November 14, 2017

south korea

Unbiased side:
South Korea is an East Asian country west from Japan. It was once part of a unified Korea along with its northern neighbor, North Korea. SK is one of the largest economies in the world with companies like Samsung, LG, Hyundai, etc. It's capital is Seoul.

Biased side:
Idiots like dudeinwales, who made a definition where he compares South Korea with North Korea need to be shot. I read your lame-ass definitions of South Korea and other stuff related to the country and to me you sound like a xenophobic asshole.

South Korea is not North Korea

by fuck you dudeinwales June 6, 2007

Central Korea

The country between North and South Korea. Stockpiled with North and South Korean soldiers along with land mines, heavy tanks, and long-range artillery.
President:?
Capital:Panmunjeom
Population: ?
GDP:Less than North and South Korea...
Area: Length x Width

You need a visa to get in Central Korea.

by SuShi2k8 March 19, 2008

Bomb Korea

To take a dump. Popularized by the song "I Bombed Korea" by Cake, which was an ode to the drummer's love of kimchi and his subsequent bowel movements.

What the hell is that nasty smell? Damn it Felicia, did you just bomb Korea?

by frothywalrus July 6, 2010

South Korea

The nation that everyone (except politicians and historians) really mean about when they mention Korea. Mainly because North Korea isn't really worth mentioning.

Gamer: Have you seen how good Korean gamers are?
HIstorian: You mean South Korea!

by Kargaroc586 November 3, 2015

North Korea

Absolute fucking hell. Kim Jong un cares about no one but himself. HE DESERVES TO DIE

“Yo I wanna go somewhere”

“Aight but don’t go to North Korea”

by Coopy1234 December 13, 2021