mortal kombat boots

A slang term, for Government issue boots or combat boots.

The nigga wearing mortal kombat boots, he gonna kick in your door!

by Kcsama February 24, 2024

Mortal kombat

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

mortal kombat

game you play

game play mortal kombat

by moloka September 22, 2023

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Mortal Kombat Swaying

The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games

"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..

by Shadownaki April 6, 2022