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Konitiwa

One of the correct ways to spell 'Hello' in Japanese. (Also Konnichiwa, not Konichiwa.)
Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.
1. Even though people are going to give me thumbs down, I know this is right because I have an actual Japanese friend who told me.

2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.
by Coolgurl123 September 30, 2008
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Konstanza

A person who is knowlegeable about chocoloate. To the extreme.

Derived from the godess Konstanza from Aztec Mythology. She was famed for targetting gay men with a sweet tooth.
Claire: "Did you know that you need to buy 2242 bars of belgian chocolate to run up a £4000 debt?"

Catherine: "You're such a Konstanza! You better not let Fergus and Sean hear you talking about this!"
by condictio April 17, 2010
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kontneuken

Verb.
A dutch word for anal sex.
Ik heb Miet gisterenavond nog gekontneukt.
by Sex-o-maniac October 4, 2003
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kontosis

a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature
John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis
by John The Fat Bag Farmer Cletus January 18, 2010
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konstanze

Konstanze is a very inspirational girl, who cares about her friends and is respectful to people. She loves to hangout and makes funny jokes. She has a beautiful smile an could laugh all the time. Konstanze is the best.
Konstanze Is the best!
by Lilli7282726373 March 25, 2018
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Konstantinos Katakouzinos

A famous greek writer, assistant professor in byzantine studies. His works include: "The sanitary system in the Byzantine Empire" and "Murder in Byzantium".
Konstantinos Katakouzinos is a joyful person who loves everyone around him and doesn't want to kill them.
by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020
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komstok

It's the afrikaans word for a dildo.
Ek het vir my meisie 'n komstok gekoop vir haar verjaarsdag, sy't dit al stukkend gery en soek nou een vir kersfees.

"I bought my girlfriend a dildo for her birthday, she used it to much and it doesn't work properly anymore so now she wants a dildo for christmas as well."#
by afrikaansbrah November 25, 2015
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