Kobe

The best basketball player in the universe.

Most powerful Los Angeles professional athlete of all time.

"Oh shit, Kobe just went baseline and smashed down a reverse tomahawk in T-Wack's face."

by Jeff Van Gundy February 16, 2005

Kobe

The name of the best Los Angeles Laker of all time. Yes he was accussed of raping that money hungry woman in Colorado, but he is still the most talented player in the NBA today

Kobe Bryant is the greatest Los Angeles Laker of all time

by Kane37 February 03, 2010

Kobe

An act in which the male ejaculates his sperm into the female's mouth as he fades away, much like Kobe Bryant fades away on a jumper. Most often done while yelling "Kobe!"

1: You jizz in her eyes last night?
2: Yea bro. Totally Kobe'd that bitch.

by Erick Zanner March 27, 2009

For Kobe

What people are now to say instead of kobe when throwing something into something else.

*throws paper ball into recycling bin* “kobe!” *everyone glares* “It’s ‘for Kobe’ dude”

by Samba Mentality January 29, 2020

KOBE

Something white people say when throwing a paper ball into a trash can

OOOOooooooOOOO! AAAAWWWW! KOBE!

by PingasMann December 14, 2018

kobe

to jump over a moving vehicle

"I'm about to kobe this kid on his bike"

basketball cars jumping greatest lakers

by that dude rich November 08, 2010

kobe

1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.

2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.

1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.

Kobe: stop puking bitch, we got 10 more miles!

by Black Ranger January 22, 2012