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knock off superman

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.
"My partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower"
by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017
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Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.
"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."
by Stang February 14, 2017
mugGet the Knock Off Newsmug.
1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
mugGet the knocked the rocket off the couchmug.

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
by zombie vagina July 12, 2018
mugGet the knock your cock offmug.

Knock-off Fortnite hacker

bro i just beat you in knock-off fortnite.Bro you're hacking.no I'm not.Brooooooo you're such a knock-off fortnite hacker
by Kadwad September 7, 2023
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knocked off the screen

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen
by Cuz9 July 19, 2024
mugGet the knocked off the screenmug.

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