Dead beat dad who only worries about how many times a woman tells him she's pregnant and how many kids he can deny.
by wasn't me January 23, 2007
1. A Major Loser
2. A Lovely Friend Who Is Loved By Lots & lots of People
3. A Jelous Guy
4. Believes He Is Batman, Which brings me Back To Major Loser.
5. Always Makes You Smile.
2. A Lovely Friend Who Is Loved By Lots & lots of People
3. A Jelous Guy
4. Believes He Is Batman, Which brings me Back To Major Loser.
5. Always Makes You Smile.
by ChinaDollGod November 25, 2008
Keith said, "I have these two friends that whenever they get drunk..." and I interrupted with, "Ken!" He blushed, realizing that he had told this story to me before.
"Feel free to 'Ken' me, if I've already told you this one", Ann said to her girlfriend.
"Feel free to 'Ken' me, if I've already told you this one", Ann said to her girlfriend.
by AlyciaJade January 24, 2009
basicaly a male karen
by coochieman2020 November 02, 2020
The dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the face of the planet. If breathing wasn't an involuntary muscle movement a Ken would suffocate to death.
You can't trust a Ken to do anything right. A Ken thinks his way is the best way but it is actually the most fucked up thought that has ever been thought up.
A Ken is so fucking stupid that he can get a disability check for being mentally retarded for his name alone, that isn't including his actions (their fucked up also).
A Ken can never be a leader. He is very easily influenced by others like him.
Dugan's are a lot like Kens. They are absolute poison if you ever get them together on a team.
You can't trust a Ken to do anything right. A Ken thinks his way is the best way but it is actually the most fucked up thought that has ever been thought up.
A Ken is so fucking stupid that he can get a disability check for being mentally retarded for his name alone, that isn't including his actions (their fucked up also).
A Ken can never be a leader. He is very easily influenced by others like him.
Dugan's are a lot like Kens. They are absolute poison if you ever get them together on a team.
by Russian beauty December 21, 2016
by Stella Zinman August 07, 2009
A guy who wears ugly tank tops and is obsessed with ketchup. He also hates to lose arguments. A Ken may be intelligent, but he is annoying as fuck.
by Bitchip May 26, 2019