Karate Kid

Someone who thinks they are amazing after catching a fly but realize it wasnt with chopsticks

im the KARATE KID i just caught a fly with my bare hand oh wait i didnt use chopsticks im ashamed of my self and my life

by Tomdadictionary July 7, 2010

Karate thug

NOUN: 1. a ghetto dweller or hip hop aficiando who enjoys martial arts. 2. an urbanite who plays an unnatural amount of Tekken, listens to Wu-Tang and mixes his breakdance moves with martial arts. 3. A Wu-Tang Clan lover

Anthony was a total karate thug, playing Tekken Tag then doing that cheesy crane kick from "Karate Kid" in the driveway with Pookie and them from up the street.

by Danielle Belton January 25, 2005

water karate

If you are taking a shower and your hands are hitting the water in a fast, repetative motion, you are playing water karate.

Hey everyone, I was just in the shower playing water karate and got your shower floor sticky. HIYAH!

by kakarotch August 10, 2007

Karate Kiss

When someone is going in for a Karate-Chop, but they psyche you out and give you a kiss instead.

Derek laid a Karate Kiss on me last night.

by ShinnanaGUNS May 22, 2009

Karate-Colt

When one has bulging lumps and indentions on the forehead, his right ear is approximately three times larger than his left, cannot open his eyes in the sun, has a voice so raspy that he cannot be heard from more than four feet away, and has only one sunshine yellow tooth.

Dang, look at Karate-Colt. Hi-Yahh

by Austin Hoke June 2, 2008

Dildo-Karate

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

Karate-oke

The art of smashing out karaoke and getting your Tune Up to your best ability, leaving every one in the room feeling like they got karate chopped to the brain in a happy way.

Karate-oke appears in karaoke bars across the world, but more commonly in the Gold Coast, Australia.

Charles, you karate-oke'd all over the place last night.

by NickFromSurfers January 5, 2012