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An evil bitch that lives in the sky, punishing those who do the most minor of things with something a thousand times worse.
*Boy accidentally trips up friend*
Boy: 'Oops. Sorry'
*Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.*
Friend: Karma's a bitch
Boy: 'Oops. Sorry'
*Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.*
Friend: Karma's a bitch
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Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."
*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
karma by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
Karma
Karma is a Smart,kind,mean,funny,shy,and outgoing person.when you first meet her you will think she just a friend.But sooner or later you will fall in love,or love her.She can also be a bit bossy at sometime.But Most of all Karma is a Amazing person that you can not find and we're else!
Karma by 🍗I love food🍩 April 7, 2018
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karma by BounceFire December 2, 2021
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Means "what goes around comes around," a Buddhist belief. However, this belief is completely false yet millions of people live in fear of it.
I was told I would get bad karma for killing the man, but here I am 50 years later and nothing bad has happened! Karma is a load of BS!
karma by Taj Badalandabad June 10, 2008