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Karate Kid

Someone who thinks they are amazing after catching a fly but realize it wasnt with chopsticks
im the KARATE KID i just caught a fly with my bare hand oh wait i didnt use chopsticks im ashamed of my self and my life
by Tomdadictionary July 7, 2010
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Karate thug

NOUN: 1. a ghetto dweller or hip hop aficiando who enjoys martial arts. 2. an urbanite who plays an unnatural amount of Tekken, listens to Wu-Tang and mixes his breakdance moves with martial arts. 3. A Wu-Tang Clan lover
Anthony was a total karate thug, playing Tekken Tag then doing that cheesy crane kick from "Karate Kid" in the driveway with Pookie and them from up the street.
by Danielle Belton January 25, 2005
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water karate

If you are taking a shower and your hands are hitting the water in a fast, repetative motion, you are playing water karate.
Hey everyone, I was just in the shower playing water karate and got your shower floor sticky. HIYAH!
by kakarotch August 10, 2007
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Amateur karate

An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.
two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....

Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?

Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009
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Karate Kiss

When someone is going in for a Karate-Chop, but they psyche you out and give you a kiss instead.
Derek laid a Karate Kiss on me last night.
by ShinnanaGUNS May 22, 2009
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Karate-Colt

When one has bulging lumps and indentions on the forehead, his right ear is approximately three times larger than his left, cannot open his eyes in the sun, has a voice so raspy that he cannot be heard from more than four feet away, and has only one sunshine yellow tooth.
Dang, look at Karate-Colt. Hi-Yahh
by Austin Hoke June 2, 2008
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Karate Chomp

This can only take place when receiving oral sex from a drunken Asian women, she mistakes your penis for a cold sesame noodle and chomps down on it causing severe pain and sometimes bleeding.
Yo dude did you hear about the guy that got karate chomped?
by Brosious maximus May 12, 2016
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