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jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
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Jizzlepoot

Jizzlepoot occurs after a couple has butt sex. When the man finishes inside his partner in coitus, the receiver farts, resulting in a cum bubble.
Hey man, I know you watch VR porn. Have you seen that new one with the chick that likes to jizzlepoot? That bubble was the size of a light bulb!
by Colt W July 12, 2016
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jizzlechin

when jizm dribbles down your chin
who gave you the jizzlechin?
by Wirmjams December 17, 2018
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Jazzlene

Jazzlene Meaning “A great girlfriend” it can be used in sentences for your girlfriend who you would like to show affection and gratitude for.
I love you Jazzlene, i never wanna leave you
by Gay Uncultured Swine January 28, 2019
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Jizzlebum

First you had gays, then you had queers, now you have jizzlebum, these are the types of gays that have slept with more men than Katie price herself and now walk round with a soggy condom hanging out their arse.
Bro, look at him. He’s definitely queer

Nah bro he’s a jizzlebum
by iPMRXi December 8, 2020
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jizzle wizzle

A dangerous Drug made by Students in Liezen.
Student 1: Oh shit, have you heard of this new Drug?!
Student 2: Do you mean Jizzle Wizzle?
Student 1: Yeah, that shit's crazy af.
by jizzlemywizzle April 19, 2022
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Don jizzle

A male who enjoys multiple sex partners, and doesn't mind smiling in their mans face but secretly dickin down their female
That guys a don jizzle he has all the ladies and really don't give a fuck
by Skinny2theMINI March 1, 2020
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