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Jangling

The act of sneaking into someone's room while they are sleeping and touching, poking, or passing out on them. The Jangler is usually a stupid freshman under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the Janglee is usually anyone sleeping in Ross.
"Dude, quit JANGLING me!" or "Be quiet while I'm Jangling you!"
by Brendan Smith September 27, 2005
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Juggling, what a juggler does. It is a sport or an art, whatever you decide it to be.
Juggling makes your brain bigger.
by Lin++ March 29, 2005
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

1. A thundery cunt that juggles cocks.

2. A cock juggling a thundery cunt.
"Dude can you believe that new teacher?"

"I know man, she's such a cock juggling thunder cunt!"

"Dude check out that cunt..it's juggling like five cocks at once!"
by Deigned May 13, 2009
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Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
by Kike-O October 14, 2009
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Juggling

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.
by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020
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"I need some extra money so Im going to start juggling."
by breadbag June 18, 2006
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cock juggling thunder cunt

a whore who is often referred to as the "dumpster," they will fuck anyone, regardless of disease or age. they are the cheapest and dirties
"hey john, all thats left is that cock juggling thunder cunt. lets try somewhere else"
by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006
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