horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

judging Granados

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.

Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!

by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009

Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life

Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.

"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"

by ducttapeman May 2, 2005

Gets my noggin jogging

Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.

Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.

by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019

Jigging

A style of dancing originating in Louisiana where the dancer vigorously shakes there arms and wiggles there knees at the same time. It is a weird combination of legs movements, arms movements, jumps and head movements. Easily One Of The Most Creative Dances Seen. TOO BAD NOT MANY PEOPLE OUT OF LOUISIANA KNOWS. IT WOULD BE NICE TO SHARE JIGGING TO THE WORLD.

Dancer #1: Let's Start Jigging.
Dancer #2: CUT UP!!!!!!!!!

by DK Drew July 13, 2016

judging hard

When you are continuously judging someone or something. You're judging hard.

Matty- I hate that all girls with long hair are mean... like every girl with long hair is mean.
Kenny- dude you're judging hard... Not EVERY girl with long hair is mean...

by Jessyboy212 March 28, 2014