Jaystick

A crack pairing in Erin Hunter's "Warriors" books involving a cat, Jayfeather, and a stick which he spends a lot of time with.

"You have a Warriors OTP?"

"Yeah! Jaystick! Woodenshippings forever! 8D"

by Soliraflinn May 31, 2009

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Joysticking

When a guy moves their thumbs under a girls boobs in a joystick like motion because the guy wants to get a boob feel "subtly".

"Dude Henry was totaly joysticking on that girl, do you think she noticed?"

"Of course she noticed, you could practicalyy hear the Pac-Man noises, Beep boop beeep."

by Berkely Prison Camp December 17, 2010

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So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

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Joysticking

Sexual act in which an inexperienced female jacks a guy off, flailing his meat around like a joystick.

Guy 1 "Bro! Trish just whacked off my spam javelin last night!"
Guy 2 "Holy duck fuck! Did she joystick it?"
Guy 1 "Dude, she joysticked me so hard she got the joysticking high score"
Guy 2 "Which was..."
Guy 1 "A mouthful of my baby yoghurt"

by trolololololol December 13, 2010

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