jonny castles

Jonny castles isnt just a man, he's an idea. He lives in all of us and wants to be in all of us. Especially 18-23 year old girls. Its the aura of not giving a fuck, personified. Once touched, forever tainted.
Guy 1 "Hey, there's jonny castles"

Guy 2 "oh yeah."
by J C patootie January 10, 2014
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Jonny Clark

When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.

'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.

'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
by edmondhc August 21, 2009
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Jonny on the spot

Someone you can go to to get whatever you need quickly. They can provide any item or service you need "on the spot".
I need two tons of gun powder, better visit my Jonny on the spot
by Pink Eye on my leg April 19, 2009
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jonny decker

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid
by Gangrene deep October 01, 2020
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jonny buckland

The very amazing guitarist of Coldplay.
The one who wears the swagger hat.
His worst enemy is the sheep.
Chris Martin: look there's a sheep!
Jonny Buckland: RUN!
by DoctorFosterGloster42 July 03, 2014
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Jonnie

A ship between Johnny Orlando and Annie Leblanc. This is the worst ship ever, considering that they don't know each other. Some people want them to write a song together, but what are they gonna write about?
Jonnie doesn't exist but jenzie does :)
by JonnieDoesntExist June 09, 2017
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Jonny Boi

by Anvils May 29, 2019
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