by todoroki the thicc boi March 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug. Definition 1: The object of attention surrounding Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School’s track and Cross country teams. Often accompanied with the word “yeah” before it. He is the pure essence of running broken down into it’s true form.
Definition 2: A sub species of human commonly hunted by the Terrance, more widely known as the Dj. The Dj spends hours acquiring all known information about John so he can hunt him down. The Dj likes to freak out the John by sending creepily hilarious videos directed at the John. Definition two of John is commonly accompanied by the word “hey” beforehand.
Definition 2: A sub species of human commonly hunted by the Terrance, more widely known as the Dj. The Dj spends hours acquiring all known information about John so he can hunt him down. The Dj likes to freak out the John by sending creepily hilarious videos directed at the John. Definition two of John is commonly accompanied by the word “hey” beforehand.
Definition 1: Gigi: Have you seen my grandson, who’s name goes by John?
Everyone on Mooney cross country: Yeah John!
Definition 2: Dj (Terrance) Blakeley: Hey John, things are looking a bit silly today, aren’t they a John.
John: Things are looking honestly pretty good today xD! Lol
Everyone on Mooney cross country: Yeah John!
Definition 2: Dj (Terrance) Blakeley: Hey John, things are looking a bit silly today, aren’t they a John.
John: Things are looking honestly pretty good today xD! Lol
by Donovan Bee May 19, 2022
Get the Johnmug. A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.
- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.
by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015
Get the Johnedmug. An infinitely talented and multi-faceted individual. This creature tends to avoid j0ck-like activities such as drugs, alcohol and sports, but he is a hidden gem of wonderful fun. He is a, generally, level headed person but when the pressure builds up and he has to make a choice again thats when things get tricky. Overall a 'John' is a great man that anyone would be lucky to meet at least once in their ephemeral lives.
did you see John the other day? he rolled the dice and got two sixes...hes the fucking man! i love him!
by jacketoes December 14, 2010
Get the Johnmug. by KDGD April 28, 2017
Get the JOHNmug. John is a boy who has depression, he is caring. He realizes his mistakes in the world. If he were to die, he'd come back as a doggo. He loves sports, soccer and baseball. He's tall and has tanish skin, brown hair and brown eyes, he weighs the average for his age. When he loses friends from mistakes, he makes new ones and they're better. So overall John's life sucks but he gets through it everyday. This is John.
by Archy_Subb June 7, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A honest guy, you can't help but fall in love with. He's hilarious and can handle your crazy. Most beautiful eyes you'll ever see, and the nicest man you can ever have
by Catalan January 28, 2017
Get the Johnmug.