Jimmy

That annoying work colleague who cannot handle not being the centre of attention.
A Jimmy will eat all of your food even though he is lactose intolerant and it contains cheese. He will then wonder why he shits his pants all the time.
A Jimmy loves using long words even though he has no idea what they mean.

A Jimmy will steal your phone and take a picture of his scrotum even though it looks like the back of an old man's head.
A Jimmy will respond to any question with the answer "Your mum" even though it is no longer 1992.

Stop being so Jimmy, just sit there and shut your mouth.

by BangNuts September 25, 2019

Jimmy

Somebody who most always sucks on video games and hangs out with his mom a way to much

"Hey Jimmy WaNt tO PlAy FortNiTE?"
"No my MoM WaNt LEt Me"

by Jimmy Is My Dad October 3, 2018

Jimmy

A Jimmy can be referred to as a very strong alcoholic beverage. Often resulting in the person consuming them becoming an angry drunk.

Tony: I can't wait to smash a couple of cold Jimmy's down my Gregory peck at the darts this weekend.

James: You better had only a half . We don't want you kicking off at the darts..... Not at darts!!!

by Tony Guyver October 30, 2016

Jimmy

A skinny legend. Everybody loves him. He also has a small dick, but that’s ok!

Look at Jimmy! What a great dude.

by honeyyyyy August 17, 2019

Jimmy

Jimmy is that one guy in your school who is very handsome. All the girls like him but he will only like one. Any girl would be lucky to be with a Jimmy because his blonde hair, and brown eyes will make the girls LOVE him. He is caring, nice, hilarious, again handsome, supportive, and would be a great father. He would teach them right from wrong and teach them how to be respectful. He is just a great guy overall.

Girl 1. Hey you are so lucky that you found a guy like Jimmy I can’t dream of any guy better!

Girlfriend I know right! There is not another guy that is nicer and more handsome then him! Jimmy is everything you can want in a guy!

by MLG Lightning26 July 13, 2019

Jimmy

A socially akward Mexican boy. His Penis is slightly below average size and he is a Snuggle bug.

Jimmys Mom: Jimmy! come here and put on your special cream.

Jimmy: Hold on my penis enlargement pills just came in the mail.

by Big daddy Dylan June 14, 2018

Jimmy

A kid who is the best of all in Lacrosse. Jimmy is a kid who gets all the girls and hooks up with all the biddies. Jimmy is also a kid who is smart and is known as a true Laxer and goes to a Top 5 D 1 Lacrosse School.

"I played with Jimmy so we will win, and so after we can both get with all the biddies"

by Conbrochilllaxer May 2, 2010