jeuruisilimia

A pigeon-like creature. Usually having feathers.

Wow! Look at that Jeuruisilimia over there on the tree!

by Toesniffer November 29, 2021

jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023

Jetrockit

Awesome message board with friendly, talented and cool people. Nice themes and a good general attitude/atmosphere. Honest people with great opinions.
Often called "JRi".
The offspring of great message boards such as Nova-boards or Avon.
Very scene ;)

JRi is so Cool!

by Doodah June 23, 2004

jethro tull

Progressive rock band that started in 1968 and is still recording today. Founded by frontman Ian Anderson (and last remaining original member), they are truely the best goddamned band EVER.

Famous for songs like "Aqualung", "Teacher", "Cross-eyed Mary" and albums like "Thick as a Brick".

Jethro tull is the greatest band to ever exist.
Ian Anderson: "The flute is a heavy metal instrument!"

Sitting on a Park Bench...

by lancelot323 May 13, 2007

jetered

to be cut off cold; excommunicated;

it's like having someone having put his/her hand in your face, only permanently.

"Jeter reportedly has never forgiven A-Rod for the disparaging remarks he made in Esquire in 2001, and as one Yankee official said, "There is no coming back from one of Derek's grudges. Once you're gone, you're gone."

(Alex) Rodriguez shouldn't feel that bad, really. Jeter apparently did the same to Mariah Carey a decade ago, cutting off their relationship so abruptly -- and remaining so determined not to let the singer back into his good graces -- that kids created the slang-verb "Jetered" to mean getting forever dumped."

Bob Klapisch, ESPN

by CBK October 18, 2006

jethro

The NZ form of a hillbilly or bogan Enjoys saying hot diggity dam, eats too much and plays the banjo.

What the hell are you doing you Jethro?

by squashi_mitsu December 6, 2003

Jetered

To be put in an unwanted and painful position.
As it was recently revealed that Derek Jeter has been known to enter the third input without notice or lubrication.

When someone gets hit in the face, "that guy just got jetered!"

by Ederscom January 4, 2010