Jelly bean

A disabled person who has no use of their legs

I lost to a jelly bean cuz I couldn’t drop shot it

by Noah1234 November 18, 2020

Jelly bean

Someone who is Jealous. Mainly a cute way to call out a side piece or the main with out offending their very existence.

Girl: *talking to someone other then the main*

Main: ... *looking mad as hell*

Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!

by Jazogirl February 20, 2021

jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021

Jelly Bean

A woman's clitoris.

I want to taste her jelly bean.

by Yum Yum Sauce March 23, 2021

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025