i-jealousy

Coveting or envying a person's owning of apple products in particular the i-pod or the i-mac.

I've got some serious i-jealousy going on with Ben's i-mac.

i-jealousy by ancilla_pulcher December 30, 2006

Poo jealousy 

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.

Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.

Poo jealousy by Urban Armour June 6, 2009

Team Win Jealousy Syndrome

Also known as TWJS, this is a highly contagious, and life threatening condition effecting the mental state of those who become infected. The desire to be like Team Win becomes so strong that it becomes a second nature. Symptoms include lengthy non intimidating Facebook status comments, living on a rock, lanky chicken legs and orange hair.

There is Currently no known cure, But Team Win is working on it.

by stander: "woah, that kids messed up! eh!?"
by stander 2: "shh, dude, hes got Team Win Jealousy Syndrome..."
by stander 3: "thats rough man, thats rough"

Team Win Jealousy Syndrome by ACoupleOFWinners! January 21, 2010

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by N331 May 28, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by IanE May 30, 2008

lunch jealousy 

The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting

I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.

lunch jealousy by BekW May 8, 2011

Denial Jealousy 

When you hate someone's girlfriend or boyfriend with a burning passion and your hate is mistaken for jealousy. The person with the annoying partner is usually blinded with emotion and refuses to believe that their partner sucks.

Guy: Dude your boyfriend sucks like hell. You can't stay with that douchebag.
Girl: Do I see some jealousy?
Guy: No, your boyfriend is just a big jerkwad. I can't believe you like him.
Girl: I think you're just jealous.

Guy: I heard you're jealous of Michael's girlfriend.
Girl: No, she's just a bitch.
Guy: Oh, denial jealousy?
Girl: Yeah. He refuses to believe she's a bad girlfriend.

Denial Jealousy by sIOjfzuhgr;aezifbdh;ipgaebaegn October 24, 2011