James Bond

The act of sliding ones penis into a women wherever one pleases in a quick very unoticable fashion.

"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."

"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."

"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."

by James Barley December 25, 2013

to James-Bond

Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.

I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.

by mokijn August 13, 2021

James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)

My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!

by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017

James Bond

One of the best film franchises ever. Although there is debate on what the political bias is(hence why there is acclaim from a broad ideological coalition), the James Bond films have a pro libertarian meaning, as the villains are usually communists out to take over the world.

The name's Bond. James Bond.

by Libertypedia June 3, 2023

James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.

Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

James Bond-ing

James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.

Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.

by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022

James Bond

Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.

All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.

James pulled off his James Bond last night. Finally got a married chick.

by Lil Dick Game June 11, 2018