jackoff addict

When you have a hot horny chick and instead of doing her you go and masterbate to porn in the bathroom on the toilet .... cum in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. Then pretend u were taking a shower. Or only have sex 1 1/2 times in a year type.

Knock knock.... on bathroom door!

no answer....... whispering "well thats my little jackoff addict"

by confusedgirlwantstocumcuzhim October 3, 2013

jackjohn

Someone who's given birth name is John but goes by Jack

Did you know his name is actually John?
Yeah, he's a total jackjohn

by Xx_Jackjohn_xX June 23, 2017

Jackhole

it is a combination of Jackass and Asshole and I started using the word back in 1985 at Perry High School

you are a jackhole if you think Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla started this

by Byron Woody May 30, 2018

jackdoodoo

A word your teacher says to try to be cool or funny but fails

you are just playing jackdoodoo on your computer!

by Yogurt1825 February 21, 2019

Jackhole

Someone who is an irritating, annoying, stuck up ding-dong. Not as bad as a**hole however is equivalent to a**hat.

Martha: OH MY GOD he is such a jackhole
Abby: Oh ya that's David

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers October 23, 2019

jackdoodles

It means what the fuck or hell this is a more friendly and appropriate way of saying it for kids.

A sister and Her twin brother were walking in the park when suddenly they came across a decapitated fox , the twin sister then screamed out “what the jackdoodles“!

And out popped their older sister with the head of the fox laughing to her knock knock curly wurly shelf !

by Bogustim January 1, 2020

Jackolone

An idiot

That jackolone is really a piece of work

by Matamike March 15, 2022