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When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.
I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."
by bango_15 July 20, 2018
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Chunky Junkers

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Meaning big tits, usually ones so big that “boobs” just doesn’t feel like a good enough word to describe them.
“woah, look at those Chunky Junkers, those gotta hurt.”
by Santoky0 November 6, 2021
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junted

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Being in a state of raging intoxication while partying. Wasted, shitfaced, crunk.
I was straight junted last night

Get Junted
by junt07 February 3, 2009
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to be brutally raped by a 400 lbs. wild gorilla; To be owned in general
Man did you see that jankage in CS
Drew: yo white beezy, bo got janked the other day
Colin: man i knew dat mutha would get janked sum day yo
by Colin W. July 4, 2006
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To be tricked or baffled in a way relating to, or involving sound.
She told me she was gonna be here....damn I got juked!

The beginning of the song jukes you, it starts all soft, but it really turns into a hard rock anthem during the refrain.
by ZpankrehtehFingolbz July 27, 2009
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janked on

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Late 70's through the 80's in South Georgia meaning to verbally wreck someone; to put someone down.
Chick: His dick was so small he thought he had two hairs til one of them peed!

Dude: Damn, you just janked on him hard core!
by sugarrae February 2, 2010
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Jonked

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A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape)

This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.

If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller

A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.

Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.

One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
Joah, Nera, and Her are JONKED to the moon and back
by pokemon-go_player42069 March 7, 2020
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