Juke

When you're really turned on and disgusted at the same time, and jizz/puke out of your mouth.

Coined by the College Humor staff in their video Juke as part of their All Nighter: III

Dan: "I juke whenever I watch two girls one cup"
Matt: "So do I! I mean the girls are so hot, but its so disgusting at the same time... its hard not to juke"

by waitzsauce December 14, 2009

juking

to be dancing at a very hot club

We were juking last night when the 50-Cent song came on

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Juking

To stab with a stabbing instrument, like a knife, or sharp weapon.

Conan the Barbarian was juking some dude with his sword---no pity, man!

by wildwoman2 June 28, 2009

juke

To juke is to sell or slang drugs on the streets

I don't work for my money i juke on the set

by corndawg321 December 17, 2009

juke

a phone that sounds racist and dirty.

ex1: "dude, i just got a juke!"
"awesome!"

ex2: "like my juke?"
"fuck you, asshole."

by jefffffffffff yo. December 26, 2007

juke

Juke is what you call you're buddy, Juke is what you call you're friend. Takes the place of a friends name. Used most often in rural areas.

Hey Juke
What's up Juke

by FMO April 25, 2006

juke

the hottest, sexiest, most intoxicating girl you will ever meet. Juke is a sexy bastard that no one can resist. Her compelling charm and wit compare to no other. Juke has the amazing body of a D1 track star. She is everything you wish you were: sexy, suave and sly. She has the grace of a manatee while still melting you with her intense, longing stare.

DAMMNNN Juke is looking FINE today!
Look at Juke go! No wonder she committed to harvard lacrosse in seventh grade!
I wish I was as suave as Juke was, man, look at that manatee go!

by thequeenrandall March 10, 2015