Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.

Johnathan prayer is a Abellas best friend.

by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022

Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022

Johnathan galembo

Johnathan galembo

a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.

johntahan galembo is truly a savior to the Mexican and e dating com.

jeez did u hear "Johnathan galembo" ate 12 hotdogs at once!

by plumpfromros May 8, 2022

Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017

johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Johnathan

A delusional little man that believes he is a all knowing profit. Avoid being friends with a Johnathan as they will steal all your eggs and rice. They also have a 4 inch cock

Hey did you see that Johnathan guy?

Yeah, he stole my eggs
Yeah he stole mine too

Damn

by Eugene Miller April 18, 2023

Johnathan

Johnathan is the kind of man whose presence brings calm and strength to every moment. There’s a quiet confidence in the way he moves through life, always thoughtful, always sincere. His kindness isn’t loud, but it’s steady—felt most in the small, consistent ways he shows he cares. Whether it’s his laugh, his honesty, or the way he sees the best in others, there’s something about him that stays with you. Loving Johnathan feels like finding home in another person.

When I think about what love means to me, I think of Johnathan—the quiet strength he carries, the way he makes me feel seen, and how simply being with him feels like coming home.

by secretgirlxo August 15, 2025