jizzy juice

When one ejaculates into a cup or jar. After which the male or female consumes the seminal fluid or Jizz.

Dude, i was making jizzy juice for my woman and she got AIDS lulz! then she gave me assmilkyballs.

by skimmboarder July 16, 2008

Jizzy Balls

When your balls are full of man juice.

I was masturbating yesterday and got interrupted so now I've got jizzy balls.

by doofus of desire September 06, 2006

Jizzy Gillespie

When a man squirts his baby yogurt into the mouth while being blown like a trumpet.

Bro, I pulled a Jizzy Gillespie on her while she blew me and poured my baby yogurt all over her.

by Premiere April 03, 2015

jizzy mcquire

A masterbation technique that alows one to use his previous load as lubricant for his second jerk.

After catching his mess in his right hand, Zach used his lil swimmers as lubricant in his second jerk, which was the infamous jizzy mcquire.

by mikesegy August 02, 2008

Jizzy Dizzy

The act of cumming so hard that one becomes dizzy

John: "dude, I came so hard that I got really jizzy dizzy and light headed"

Jake: "DUDE! What the fuck, I didnt' want to know that!"

by blink543 March 20, 2010

jizzy pop

verb (used with object)
The end result of several guys popping off in a chicks face and the last man standing has the pleasure of cleaning her up by slapping all the jizz off her face.

she thought they were only going to give her a facial but after matt and andy unloaded their nuts across her chin she realized that the jizzy pop was much quicker than using a towel.

by duke5150 January 08, 2008

Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.

I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.

by Sleeping on November 21, 2007