Jellyfish Titties

When a chicks tits are so pale that you can see their veins and they react to black light. This hideous disease usually on ginger's.

I was fucking this ginger last night and when she turned on the black light in my room her tits turned purple. She had the gnarliest jellyfish titties.

by Darva Conger August 23, 2007

Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004

jellyfish mosh

A dance move in which ones arms are held stright above ones head and fingers are fluttered as if they were tenticles of the jellyfish . In addition the body spins in a semi-circle pattern back and forth. This is often done to mock a lame show or pit. Be prepared for confrintation after the jellyfish.

Kathrine: That show yesterday was so lame.

Mike: Yeah, but did you see when Bob and Scott started Jellyfish moshing, that was too funny.

Kathrine: Yeah i did, too bad they got beat up afterwards.

by jellyman October 27, 2007

jellyfish launcher

The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.

Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...

by Captain Mortality April 1, 2021

Jellyfish Hands

When someone's hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. It doesn't count if its water or they've just washed their hands.... it has to be gross.

NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.

Friend falling off a ledge: "Help me!"
Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"
Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"
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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!
Friend 2: Haha no way.
Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....
Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!

by Mopfish June 22, 2009

jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

by spergy February 6, 2019

Jellyfish Rinse

The art of sterilising the inside of a woman's vagina or anus via urinating whilst having sexual intercourse.

Come here you sick looking bitch it's time for a jellyfish rinse!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS March 16, 2020