Jebus Christus

The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.

Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.

Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.

Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.

Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic

by BobDaBich January 31, 2021

jebus cricky

A way to say: "Jesus Christ" if you're Australian

"JEBUS CRICKY THATS A BIG SPIDER"

by Bruh_M0ment August 1, 2023

Lord Jebus

Lord Jebus is the highest person in the herakie of god.

"Have you seen that guy over there?"
"Yeah... holy jebus he looks dumb af"
"Praise Lord Jebus"

by Lord Jebus August 22, 2017

Boga i Coka jebu zene

When 2 of the hottest males in the world give sex to woman

OH SHITTT NIGGA HERE COME "BOGA I COKA JEBU ZENE"

by Ayosuplol November 21, 2021

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i leik jebus

by yeefeeree November 15, 2020

Jebu

Someone with bad luck

I can’t believe that happened. You’ve got the luck of a Jebu.

by L1745 November 22, 2021

Jebus

A word from polish that PhoenixSC accidentally added to the english language, describing Jeb (one of the co-founders of Minecraft)'s hair getting wet.

Average r/Minecraft user: jebus lamo
Some random guy that can speak polish: wth did u just say
Average r/Minecraft user: ...
Average r/Minecraft user: yk the guy with wet hair after Minecon and stuff
Some random guy that can speak polish: ooh ok

by edrftgyhujijhygtfdewerftgyhjkm April 14, 2024