Jaguar F-Type

Pronounce: jag-you-er ef-type

The pinnacle of sports engineering. Better than any German or even Japanese equivalent (and of course NO American car can even touch it), the F-Type is the spiritual successor to the ultra-iconic E-Type of the Seventies. It is available as a two-door fastback coupe or as a convertible. The fastest SVR version is really fast. And being a Jag, of course it's properly luxurious too. Best of both worlds.
It's made in Britain's Second City, Birmingham - AKA Motor City.
While most British cars are among the best cars around, this is right at the top of its class. It's perfect. Flawless.

I've never driven one. Or read its Autocar review. Or watched the Top Gear one. Hooray!
But I know, it's great. C'mon, built in Brum, what could possibly go wrong?

Scene: overspeeding on a motorway at 80 in a Corvette. Jaguar F-Type comes up behind.
You: Whoa, this Corvette's really fast! (F-Type tailgates you) Great! Wish I'd got the Jag instead. (You move to a position better suited to speedy driving) My back! The seats aren't comfy either. Really, I'm selling this right now and getting one of THOSE!

by DawnShadowStrikeFury September 22, 2020

Vox Jaguars

To listen to or play music by the Vox Jaguars.

last night we all vox jaguars in the car. it was tight.

by jackoff jones August 5, 2008

Super secret spy jaguar

A cat That acts like a Jaguar and is a super secret spy

Meghan: Thats my cat nudgie, he is a super secret spy Jaguar
Kira:Whats that?

by Jazzynerd2351 April 17, 2017

Jaguar Pride

The act of giving a friend or homie a kiss on the cheek.

Lets give the homie Chris some Jaguar Pride.

by C Babay November 9, 2010

jaguar bass

Jaguar Bass - is a distinctive looking bass guitar manufactured by Fender. The bass typically features a Jazz bass Pickup and a Precision bass pickup but some special models feature a dual Humbucker. Played by the bassist for FVK and Mastodon

Did you see Drew from FVK on that Jaguar Bass it was awesome

by J-basser November 7, 2013

Jaguar

An animal, but also a word for someone being overly excited and crazy about something to the point where it's annoying

Me: Omg did you see that girl?!
friend: yeah she was being such a jaguar.

by Mgbeast November 22, 2016

jaguar convertible

Mainly driven by old men with bald heads

Old men who drive jaguar convertibles often have bald heads.

by Jag drivers February 3, 2016