Jopper

An iHop employee who makes the hash browns too fucking dry. Don't give em the Grits.

Man my drink is real salty and cheesy, these cooks are joppers.

Jopper by Schlitz the Blonde River Boat November 12, 2023

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Jopping

The act of masturbating as a sport, for both exercise and competition. Like jelqing, but less about trying to improve the length and more about improving the self.

May sometimes include a Joppey, who aids in the jopping session by providing support.

"Yeah, I started jopping recently! My Joppey has really been helping me improve. It's great cardio!"

Jopping by vespabees May 28, 2024

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Jopping

A method of masturbation used by mormons that is seen as more holy. When jopping, the individual's own feet are used instead of their hands, as their hands are to remain behind their back.

"Bro I swear I've never felt closer to God than when I was jopping last night."

Jopping by number_one_jopper December 13, 2024