An archiac form for bringing information to the masses. Consists of several paper pages with words printed or written directly on them. After the invent of computers, books where a thing of histroy. Evidently many people on the internet cannot read words with only letters in them, they MUST contain numbers and symbols as well.
OMG 1M teh 5hit |\/|07h3r fuck3r!!!11!1 LOL. Translation: I am utterly hopeless in everything I do, my friend. Ha,ha,ha.
by Ersatz Semblance January 30, 2004

by k8ster January 6, 2008

It's like a tablet or an Ipad but with numerous screens containing words. When reading them it plays a movie in your head. These books also contain words that can be useful for life. A person that likes reading this can be called a reader.
by Kate Di Angelo January 19, 2016

Something people read. Some people use them as a resource, others read them for fun, others do only because they have to. Some people think it is nerdy and uncool and boring to read hooks for fun. on the other hand, others acctually do read for fun. I personally generally don't like reading, like 90% of books i would not read for fun.
Son/daughter: "Fuck! I have to read this fucking book for Class!"
Parent: "I thought you like reading! Reading is fun!"
Son/Daughter: "No books are fucking boring and stupid and lame! I don't like reading!"
Parent: "I thought you like reading! Reading is fun!"
Son/Daughter: "No books are fucking boring and stupid and lame! I don't like reading!"
by Chillice August 24, 2015

to see a bus through a window and get ready to catch it only to later discover it to a reflection, much to their friends amusement
by carrotcruncher August 30, 2018

guy #1: dude if you keep doing this you're gonna be in the book
guy #2: i thought we were friends man
guy #2: i thought we were friends man
by zipper630 October 16, 2006
