Inverted 69

When a woman arches her back over a man so while she’s slurping his man-meat, he’s both eating her ass and diddling her clam. Requires intense focus and discipline to get the most out of

I never thought I’d ever give a rim job, then my wife showed me the Inverted 69

by DiamondDick9 May 10, 2020

inverted nipples

A somewhat rare condition in males and females in which the nipples have soft/puffy aureolae and an in-turned nip. They can, however, be extroverted temporarily when aroused.

It is rumored that inverted nipples are more sensitive than normal nipples.

(o) Normal nipples. (o)

(-) Inverted nipples. (-)

by KtWdA November 8, 2012

Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.

So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?

by YAWA August 4, 2019

sick invite

A term people use when they weren't invited to something, typically used more on social media than in reality.

Ryan saw a picture of his squad chilling with out him on Instagram, and commented "sick invite."

by rugratsbrat October 6, 2016

Thanks for the invite

a phrase to tell your friends/main crew when they go do something super fun/exciting without ever telling you or inviting you and the only way you find out about it is via a Facebook places check-in, pictures, videos, a story the next day, etc.

"Billy is DRUNK AT CAESARS PALACE with Matt, Dre, Brittany, Josh, Wes, Grayson, Lauren, Stewy, Porf, and Kalin."
Jared: thanks for the invite. snakes.
Milo: thanks for the invite.

by billdote April 29, 2011

inverted hammer

When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!

WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.

" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl

by bush jumping mexi January 15, 2009

inverted horseshoe kick

another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.

its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.

max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.

by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009