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Invading Poland

Verb: To Invade Poland: A sexual act, where a man gets a running start (preferable 10-15 yards in advance), and dives onto his woman partner, hoping to land in her taco.

An often risky manuver, as many times it is hard to land a direct bullseye, and this can result in severe injury.Not for the weak of heart. Difficulty of landing in the taco,will vary on the women. Sluts are generally easier to invade and barriers can usually be infultrated with just one attack. Virgins on the other hand, my take multiple invasions.

Invading Poland is usually a mutual activity but don't be afraid to persue an ambush.
"Honey, im tired of the same old boring sex all of the time, isnt there something else we can try?"

"Why yes sweetums, why dont you lay on your back and ill be back in a second"

As man leaves he measures out ten steps from the bed..turns around, and with three brisk skips and a leap dives into snookums."

Invading Poland is pending for olympic events, excluding man african amercians as they would destroy many Polands accross the world.
by C IV December 14, 2008
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Space Invader

Someone who's all up in your face while you're chewing the fat.
Your aunt was a space invader.
by llamamamall August 27, 2010
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Fader Invader

A DJ who cuts into someone else's set early or uninvited.
"I didn't even mix out of my nine minute Missy Elliot remix before that Fader Invader cut in!"
by datgirl s May 30, 2019
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When They Invade Style

A face melting sexual position that can only be performed with an extraterestrial or a werewolf of some sort. Also referred to as a "Skin Tsunami"
Kevin: "Dude, I was totally rammin down this alien broad the other night. It was a regular Skin Tsunami!"

Randy: "In what position would one ram down an alien broad?"

Kevin: "When They Invade Style"
by chiefwally January 4, 2011
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Chocolate starfish invader

A term for a man that likes that chocolate hole ;)
He’s a chocolate starfish invader, and he’s good at it, trust me, I’d know
by Chocolate licked October 13, 2022
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invader zim

An extreamly awesome and funny little green alien that used to air on nick until some faggots took him off.
Invader zim is an aweome little dude. All who hates him has no life.
by v9earthshine May 26, 2009
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invader zim

A show first aired on Nickelodeon, which was actually much better off before they canceled it after a couple of years or so.

It's about a green alien from a planet called Irk, sent on a fraud mission to take over the planet Earth. Problem's that he's arrogant and foolish plus such little controversy stops him, so he never exactly reaches his goal.
"Do not question me!" - Invader Zim
by Lauren Morrison July 28, 2008
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