internets

The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

internettle

A web site that "stings" you with too many pop-up advertisements.

I don't recommend that site for your first choice. It's an internettle!

by pentozali January 12, 2009

internetsting

Something interesting you find while searching the internet

alig: i found the best article the other night it was so internetsting

by Alig.com February 14, 2010

Internetastic

The only word that can accurately describe the awesomeness of the internet.

Williams: Hey, Pete! The internet is... umm... let me just explain: did you know that you can use Wikipedia to get a general idea of something, then use Google to take it deeper, and THEN use Hotmail, Facebook, or Twitter to share this information with your friends?

Pete: Yes, Williams, I did. The word you were looking for is "internetastic".

Williams: You know, Pete, a vocabulary like that is sure to get you into a fine liberal arts institution.

by Munce93 January 1, 2012

interneteresting

a term used to describe someone who seems interesting on facebook/twitter/etc., but is much less attractive, witty, or wild in real life.

Dude, check out this girl I've been talking to, she always posts the most interesting videos and her pictures are sOoOo cool!

No way man, I met her at my friends party the other day. Total bore, homegirl is just interneteresting.

by taycolez February 6, 2012

Internetis

(n) a disease that effects your internet connection where by inhibiting use.

aka internetitis
see also internetlessness

"Dood, I can't have a convo w/u on IM if you keep signing off...wtf?"
"Look jhole, I've got Internetis - I can't help that the HOA contracted an ass goblin for an ISP, so just stfu."

by Amy C. July 16, 2008

Internetsticles

Acting in a manner online via text (Such as in a Facebook comment-argument) that is far cockier than you would ever be able to achieve arguing in person.

See E-Peen.

Joe: "Thats one hell of a flame war you just incited."
Mike: "Yeah, I couldn't believe my internetsticles that day."

Dave: "Was that really you commenting on Lena's status?"
Chris: "I know, I had her sucking on my internetsticles like nothing else."

by Proc42 October 23, 2009