A complete waste of time in which people share their personal buisness with strangers. It is commonly used by people ages 11- 35
by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020
The equivalent of $1 billion. This definition garnered traction after the social-network giant, Facebook, acquired the photo-sharing app, Instagram, for a ridiculous $1 billion.
Bonenut: Hey Jimdog, how much did you pay for that mansion?
Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!
Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!
Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!
Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!
by Tkun August 25, 2012
The newer,better,more up to date and not dying version of Facebook
Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!
Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!
by LOLPOPBOB November 27, 2018
by MCDJSD360 January 23, 2020
An Instagram is a mother of a beautiful girl (age probably from 16-25) that is very beautiful and sexy that any guy would definitely want to impregnate this making her a grandmother instantly. Instant Grandmother or Instagram for short.
Yo have you seen the new math teachers daughter? She’s banging. Mrs. Martin is definitely an Instagram
by LitticusDuckicus November 24, 2018
The faggot version of facebook. Where people place selfies for attention and add plenty of tags.
Common place to find swaggots
Common place to find swaggots
Example: Just went on instagram, I have 200 followers. Probably going to upload some more selfies.
selfie uploaded... #instagram, #selfies, #tagsforlikes, #cute, #goodlooking #good #looking #smile #female
selfie uploaded... #instagram, #selfies, #tagsforlikes, #cute, #goodlooking #good #looking #smile #female
by Loading... April 03, 2013
by giannadorothiagianni February 07, 2014