Instablast

v. to feel an immediate and mutual suspicion or dislike for someone you have just met

I can tell by his smug face that we aren’t going to get along. He’s on instablast.

by seeyounextwednesday September 17, 2016

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

install a chick's motherboard

to copulate with a woman

"Yeah, I went over there to set up her printer, and I ended up having to install a chick's motherboard!!!"

by will (credit to andy) July 8, 2007

Instable Operating System

An operating system prone to crashing - commonly referred by newbs as an Instable Computer - however, calling it such is incorrect.

Windows XP is an instable operating system. It tends to crash when documents remain unsaved for long periods of time.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Instaballin

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.

Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 13, 2010

Instabollocks

Instagrams special category of inspirational pictures with quotes or videos of being an shameless and annoying in public, either by celebrities or so called “influencers”

Did you see that video on insta of the woman pole dancing on a busy bridge? Yes what a load of shameless instabollocks!

Ha at this quote *z list celeb* has posted about following your dreams, complete instabollocks

by EnglishEye July 9, 2024

Instabilitybernwerpozovengayfogofen

This is an example of what happens when you eat too much apple pie and start playing "speed scrabble memory" and stop caring about the rules... or the boundaries of the playing board. :

It could also be a name for an economically unstable central european country.

Hey... I've got this indescribable feeling.. but I gotta express it verbally!!!

theres always supercalifragalisticexpialydocious ...

dude.. that's gay.

well then just say... Instabilitybernwerpozovengayfogofen .

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008