infartation

Verb; The act of cutting a shit short (see, Turd Cutter) in order to reinforce later fart's stink.

Dude, what the fuck!?!?
I know right? Post-hummus infartation, gets them every time...

by yossgold October 8, 2014

Infantation

A love that resembles a toddler sucking his own dick and not knowing what he’s doing

You’ve got an infantation with that woman

by Longjohndicksucker August 28, 2021

German Breakfast Infaculation

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations

by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009

German Breakfast Infaculation

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009

infartuation

Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.

I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.

by QuacksO January 10, 2016

InfaPtuation

The instinctual attraction to a certain type of male/ female/or whatever the fuck, that you can't overcome because you love the idea of that type of person as the best. Mostly regarding nationality.

Pete "Dude derrin got head from that Asian girl."
Bret " no way dude I didn't know he had an InfaPtuation for the Asian ladies!"
Pete "You're fucking right he does!"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez March 8, 2018

Inflatuation

An unnatural attraction to the smell of someone else’s farts

His inflatuation started when she first ate cupcakes

by Squarewave September 21, 2018