Weaponized Incompetence

Someone who pretends they can't do something so you'll do it for them

My coworker is the human form if weaponized Incompetence

by anonymous December 23, 2023

Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.

The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."

by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022

Incompetently stupid

Something so beyond stupid, you have all over your face .

If your mistake is incompetently stupid, and you don't realize it, you don't know what the definition of insanity is.

by Aspergers dragon November 2, 2024

Incompetence

The most desirable trait one must posses in order to serve as a County Commissioner. When combined with paralysis by analysis, this will create desirable leadership in government positions.

Good thing they used their incompetence powers or else they would have made the right decision!

by Thomas Willis Cobb May 11, 2020

Incompetence

The collective noun for a group of managers.

Eg. An incompetence of managers

by Rafk2 August 2, 2022

Incompetent

Somebody that cannot get a full bucket in a front end loader.

Benny is such a incompetent loader operator.

by b-radical April 5, 2025

Incompetently stupid

Something you do that's so stupid it's actually beytarded

Putting your oatmeal porridge to cook on the stove and forgetting about it...is lol incompetently stupid...am I missing something?

by Sexydimma November 15, 2024