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Important

Something or someone who affects the course of events or the nature of things. Someone or something significant, vaulable, and meaningful.
Computerized voice: "Your call is important to us, please stand by, an operator will be with you in a moment...(switches to annoying music)".
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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no me importa

what i said to my spanish teacher when she asked why i didn't have my homework.
Nolan, where is your homework?

Eh, no me importa.
by thisisnolanduh November 2, 2008
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Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance,whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.
He asked me to throw the mustard gas into the crowded room but I found it an Arbitrary Imposition.
by Adam McAvoy November 14, 2005
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Ex-Implode

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.
WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!
by Matt Hirst March 19, 2007
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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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dick implosion

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.
"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."
by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013
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take care of some very important business

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.
by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007
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