Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.

Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."

by mcfatchick October 22, 2010

Idaho Spud Fuck

A deviant sexual practice. While a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman, he inserts one or both of his testicles in her anus.

Last night I gave Sheila the ol' Idaho Spud Fuck.

by gothhenge September 22, 2004

Idaho chicken coop

When you take a lubed up egg, slide it into the vagina, and fuck it. Fuck hard enough to break the egg so when you cum, you get a yolky cream pie. Then you make scrambled eggs with the mix and serve her breakfast in bed.

Melissa: hey Becky do you want to grab breakfast?
Becky: no thanks. my boyfriend is so sweet, me gave me an idaho chicken coop this morning
Melissa: omg, lucky

by thahandycaphawaiian January 14, 2018

Idaho windage

Idaho windage is the practice of applying a horizontal adjustment of the point of aim for wind (windage) without the use of any physical or mechanical adjustments on a potato gun

the potato missed again, I need to adjust for Idaho windage

by CrazyCasey s. July 5, 2012

idaho hot potato

The sexual act of baking a potato in the oven until it is completely cooked, inserting it into a vagina, while the male covers his penis with butter and salt. The couple then has sex, mashing the potato. After sex the couple can 69 and have a snack as well. T.L. 2K16

Awe man, T.L. totally did the Idaho hot potato with my girlfriend again.

by T.l.710 September 23, 2016

Idaho tuxedo

A set of insulated Carhartt bib overalls and a matching coat. Comes from the cold and ruralness of Idaho.

"You might think my Idaho tuxedo looks dumb, but it's very warm."

by PCL January 30, 2005