irish

A guy who can get pretty much any girl he wants by just smiling, laughing, and talking. She doesn't even have to be drunk and he doesn't even have to say anything interesting or sweet.

I went out with that Irish guy and he bought me lots of drinks. But little did he know, all he had to do was smile, laugh, and talk about how much he likes to build stuff.

by Steph21 January 11, 2006

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018

ISIS

A terrorist group who beheads random people just cause they're not muslim or whatever religion. They're also responsible for the paris shootings, the brussels bombings and lots more terrorist attacks.

Person 1 - Did you hear about the ISIS attack yesterday

Person 2 - Yeah it was terrible

by rallan15 June 21, 2016

Soviet Isistan

Unrecognized state created by radical chechen jihadists which decided how nice it would be if it would be legal to keep slaves, commit rape on a daily basis, chop people you disagree heads off and toss homosexuals from rooftops. Rest of the world, including Chechnya itself didn't understood this idea and began bombing the hell outta them for some reason.

Again mass media channels showing this Soviet Isistan propaganda, ffs i took enormous effort to lift my hand a press button on my remote control to watch Game of Thrones porn and assasinations, not some caucasian weirdos porn and assasinations.

by 32121 July 23, 2016

ISIS

1: A group of goatfuckers that are known for their backfiring mortars, and their killings "in the name of Allah".

2: A Muslim in a balaclava, firing an AK-47 blindly into the air screaming "Allahu Akbar" before getting bombed by murica

"The American Predator drone raped the shit out of an ISIS base"
"ISIS think they actually stand a chance against America and Russia"

by I'm the definition of that guy March 1, 2016

Jameson Irish Whiskey

One of the best liquors on the market for the money. It has the smoothness of Jack Daniels, the floral palate to match good scotches, and a great honey taste that is better than most liqueuers. On top of all of this, its still a mid price range whiskey. Dollar for dollar, one of the best alcoholic purchases a person can make.

Person 1: Hey, what should we drink tonight?

Person 2: How about some Jameson Irish Whiskey?

Person 1: Hell yeah!

by ebeb13 June 8, 2011

Irish

1. A person who comes from the great country of Ireland. Well known for being able to handle drink unlike the British or the Americans and being able to handle semi-automatic weaponry due to the fact that half the country is serving or have served in either the FCA or the Slua in their spare time. See Steyr AUG

2. A language that will be dead in twenty years if the Polish, Romanians and Nigerians keep coming in. (Not trying to make that sound racist)

3. What 50 million Americans who've never been to Ireland claim to be.

I'm proud to be Irish

by Snake January 26, 2006